Kick' Em In the Biscuits - 156M ($US) - For Those of the Lowest Common Denominator

Math Challenge class of the late 1970s brought about an observation while learning about the Highest Common Factor (HCF). This insight that a series of letters, grouped in unique sequences on a chalkboard such as sentences, mapped with a set of primitive whole numbers, could be "sifted" producing lists of common components betwixt that corresponding sentences. Well,

ABCD
ACED
ABD

where

A - 3
B - 5
C - 7
D - 9
E - 11

forms

3*5*7*9
3*7*11*9
3*5*9

Visual inspection of the letters shows that AD are the common alphabets.
Multiplying the expressions below "forms" and then finding the Highest Common Factor produces
twenty-seven or "3*9". So, using mathematics lets a computer perform the same task a human would with visual inspection.

My instructor, as with all mathematicians, likely structured a thought problem based upon this. This was a simple fundamental fact, HCF, learned by most third of fourth graders in my tax district of this public schools system in the 1970s. This class of problems has numerous manifestations. One is the planar Kn problem found in Graph Theory. It is also called the clique, complete, or komplaet graph problem. It only is a thought problem for those students of mathematics whom enjoy working on the mathematical equivalent of a 12-piece jigsaw puzzle with a rendering of a kaleidoscope on it.

It looks complicated, but is so incredibly "simple-in-design" that it is "solve-able" by children who can see past the confusion. Such problems where called "heuristics" in dictionaries from the mid-1960. The definition is somewhat different, based upon usage, these days. Much like, that favorite example that this author always relies on, which is the term, "rationalization". A word, that was defined as "reasoning with the correct logical rules and deducing an acceptable conclusion from reasonable premises.", during the early 1900s, this day connotes "dreaming up some answer that fits one's own peculiar personal preferences, gross immaturity, and fragile, silly, and childish emotions."

The level of overlap that arises when finding multidimensional complete sub-graphs within a planar graph might be size-able. With the introduction of non-planarity and non-simplicity, this grows by bound and leaps, which branching cannot contain. Yet, the proper algorithm, designed correctly, via Manna and Meyer, can produce a Halt-able result, if these sub-cliques are present, although a mental girdle might burst! Albeit, the definition of any mathematical object is infinitely extensible on the eastern side of the Atlantic, extendable among those in the States, and an matter of the obvious world-wide.

It has been rumored by some that a solution for this problem is not obtainable. Well, that might motive students, with that "vein of anti-social behavior" found among nearly every modern college student, so they spend time outside class searching for a solution. What is the original definition of heuristic?

In terms of "Highest Common Factor", life has taught that one and only One exist, although it might have numerous positives facets. Memories of that classroom with the teacher and a single solitary student with whom the author was "pitted" in a intellectual competition, that would determine rankings between "representative samples" of the student population during the early days of integration. Before the conclusion of the lesson, the term HCF, which was correlating in my those with the notion of a Creator, became GCF, Greatest Common Factor, it seemed the the author's classmate and him thought in unison, while in this battle of mathematical learning, "We are all human!" and, finally, before the placement of chalk in a silver tray along with a grey eraser, the teacher was calling this concept the Greatest Common Divisor (GCD), which she told us was the HCF only forty-five minutes earlier, and we concluded was the GCF, and with a seeming shared cognition, the author's competitor and himself concluded that the battle in the world of America's adult was, primarily, about intellect and wealth. Call a sense, not necessarily common, but one that a old blue hound could feel.

The author's intuition tells him that such might have been the topic of a "show-and-tell" report. It is a very sad and highly noticeable fact, when students present work that simply could not be their own. While teaching, the author has seen numerous reused works, occasionally, well-revised, when students who had "help" from another teacher. Stop! Pause! Did the ideas clique?

The author taught one class at a community college that art of a rewrite, not a blatant plagiarism. One that would not be detected by the "Turn-it-In"; however, under the strict regulations of "plagiarism" would be such. Forgive this next statement, yet, being nearly half a century old, and seeing the non-stop dysfunction in academics, the author can only conclude what he has heard his numerous "colleagues" say about their classes, students are so incredibly stupid that most do not master the art of "academic dishonesty", although they have attended school for over twelve years. And, considering that many of my "American colleagues" might have been the same as those they called "stupid", the author can only wonder what demeaning statements were made about him, when was not around.

And, rewriting is quite a valuable skill, and with the theatre screen within everyone's mind, original works a pitter-patter beyond a "wise copycat".

Now, Monsieur Tidwell,

Here is your assignment. Apply the same rigorous effort which made you a great media darling, endorsement king, and a number on a ring of fame.

All of the answer are not in the following. Yet, if you have put in the reps, performed the drills, and not betrayed yourself,  a solution is a flexed and finessed move away from spinning around a much larger, powerful, and faster opponent. Can you snag a screen for a one hundred and three yard scamper. That is an outlier of a statistic.

With this said,

Form a random stream of numbers between one and ninety-nine.....

Form a corresponding stream of the first streams synthetic of theoretical average (1+99) * 0.5 or 50.

C++ class, circa, the Fall of 2000, do you know see the "hidden" rational in (low+high)*0.5. It is one of the many rough estimates of a mean. In fact, it could be considered a "perfect,theoretical" measurement of such, when describing a "perfect" sub-sequence of random values.

Take a complete moving average of the first stream.

Take a complete moving average of the second stream.

Then apply that simply rule learnt in early, elementary science classes.

Theoretical Stream minus Actual Stream  = Measured Error

This results is  "rough" yet "very smooth" description of those characteristics of seasonality, shock, and the intermediary effects described by the ARIMA model, and its various flavors. With some "well-coded" optimization routine, possibly, an implementation of the S-cubed, statistical search method, also called the Miller-Kovarik Method, augmented by Sharpe's Imbalance for addressing certain ration expressions, one might become a successful forecastor!

Yet, what is the worth of a windfall of wealth. It will bring "friends" whom you wish you had never met! Temptations that might leave one with the worst addictions. Only so, those "fairweather friends" who blows in one's life with the every new dollar, paycheck, or potential for profit, can exert some
control over the bounty which you might have gained. Trust me! The potential for a Div-I athletic scholarship, outspoken inventiveness, honorable-mention in many national high-school science competitions, and the type of American Greed that the producers of the cable series with the same name would "blush" at portraying in the limelight hours of closed circuit programming. Egad! I got!

And, the great businessmen within American who have graduated from the finest institutions, along with the last ten generations of their families, plus high a management staff from the same, have never been wise enough that they would "stick the whole darn thang in the ground" when planting fruits, such as apples, pears, oranges, and etc. Were they afraid of fruit the size of gourds? I got!
These simple facts have been known about biological matters, since the days on Mendeleev. And, every freshman biology class in this public school district learned that the fruit around a cluster of seeds is the nourishment of which they feed while maturing in the soil. Genius trumped by greed!

Why might many starve? That old philosophy..This is the way it has been always done...It works...And, we must produce at least n metric tons of pears before the end of this season...We do not have time for these strange theoretical notions from some outsider.....

Greed...would you really want 156M($US)? The numerous calls from strangers. The fond letters from individuals whom "ain't never cared".. "remember when they etched that indelible idea on the forefront of your mind"..."as a man thinketh"...

Remember that old childhood game among young rabble-rousers and rough-houser, "kill the man with the ball"...It is a rugby-ish game played by children with sole-purpose of teaching aggression.

And, being the descendant of an executive manager among the largest social service organization in the Midwest and under the United Way umbrella, if you gave a charity all that you won and only kept enough for a modest life-style in a pre-fab home on an acre in the country with a truck-patch, a few fruit trees, and basic transportation, until one was about eighty, the directors and such who might not be the true owner(s) would take the largest portion and those for whom they beg the government dole and only toss a minuscule portion, they would be forever in that abysmal state that should have been escaped decades ago. Some situations never improve. This is not necessary health, including addictions and behavioral problems, or the financial troubles which most considered co-symptoms; it is the heart of capitalist competition, spawned when avarice met aggression, and, the "honorable sport" of "we will all play our role" in improving a "not-so-perfect" world community.

Remember those relatively new notions in a burgeoning field of "software engineering". Project deliverable cycles are iterative and optimizing. Well, forgive this "possible blasphemous sounding notion", many ancient scriptural documents, some who lack texts which they internal reference such as Enosh, are complete in thought and teaching, plus represent early "social engineering" documents.

Yet, with all marvelous dreams of "systematically refining" this world. Do not misinterpret these statement the Paraclete works wonders. Yet, most never learn of those teachings, which are claimed as the very foundation of their nation. And, misguided nationalism has caused more conflict during this and previous centuries, that Churchill was famous in saying, "In Our Time" with a promise of peace during the turbulent years of the National Socialist advance in Western Europe. And, old Hemingway with a style some called terse and other contrived and simple, wrote a text by the same name, that many high-school students have read. "Peace" is every child's dream when entering this world, especially when we reach an age that we see its "ugly" imperfection and philosophical-schisms. And, peace is a promised fruit produced by the Paraclete.

Those who know history can make the implicit connections.

Let us spin a yarn that a toddler might enjoy. Along the lines of The Great Time Machine written around the end of the 19th Century, a person creates the equivalent of space-time translation and omnipotence. He carries this with him in his vest-pocket, in the form a golden-watch on a chain. He travels throughout all of Earth's history, correcting the turbulent events, in hopes that past times, the present, and future might have a stable peace. And, the violent among us would be exterminated from the face of the Earth. Yet, this watch, his means of travel and eradicating violence, is taken, by one who seeks power and wealth, only. And, like the fields of psychology, medicine, social-work, the teaching of organized faith, and others whose foundations are cemented in the common dream of harmony, peace, and pervasive health, someone who is only living for this life and it's immediate pleasures harm others simply for profit.

So, some dream of a one hundred and fifty years of the "vigorous, vital, and vibrant" life of youthful recklessness, and others are rather elated with one hundred and fifty years of blessing in the time that the holder of time and chance allots, for he knows not only the first landing of a dreidel, or any lot, and every one that follows.

By the way, if you have not forgotten your simple assignment, with a partial solution, you might consider disconnecting the terrestrial area network, before forecasting your future wealth.

Files can be pulled or placed on any networked device, given that another has sufficient access-levels and knowledge.

Anyone at Verizon have a Excel document which maps an AI-based measure described as a 4-bit number that forecasts short and mid-term moves of aggregate random data. Hello, NASDAQ! Slappy Squirrel. It was snagged around late July or August of 2011 while in the shadow of the Yahoo!, Apple, and Oracle University headquarters. Plus, a walk from the Spanish Villa and palm trees of Northern California's best kept secret, ruby red guava puree!

Mr. V, keep it; it is chump change!

Once again, if any finite addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division is possible between any pair of whole numbers from [negative-infinity....positive-infinity]. Then, any combinations of such operations are, and any mathematical question posed should be solvable by the properly chosen "groupings and partitions of the same operations". In fact, a little thought suggests that all mathematical questions are answerable with careful consideration and a novel, clever, Matthew 17:20;19:26;Mar 10:27;Luk 1:37;Luk 18:27;Heb 6:18;Heb 11:6 [KJV] child-like faith that with One who never fails, any task is accomplish-able.

As the many Nimrods in history prance around, boast about all that they have done, and the many impossible accomplishments realized through their own strength, please enjoy these size-thirteens. They could fit "many-a-folk" whom the author has known and those who have only heard what their ears itch for, in an incomplete knowledge of one whom they would curse with the most "wicked" intentions, simply as a result of his lineage, as taught by their parents since the earliest institutions of this nation were founded, built upon stratified rewards and false beliefs of deserved "status" arising from one's physical heritage alone. So, Mary Lee that appellation of  Nimrod bestowed upon me circa 1987 for ideas which could not have sprung from a high-school student, the author must say with the full-respect given a person with your status, it was not deserved along with any other rebukes. And, from this "simple-mind" who is constantly admonished, in these years, that so many problems would not have occurred, if he was wise enough the he would "shut his mouth" and do what he was told in this public school forum. If someone, accepted the imperative, "call back around the time for the Sunday Matinee; The late night news has ended; this not the time for a movie" in March of that year, "humble-pie" would not have been served on that Thanksgivings near a cabinet of leaded glass. It was certainly less tasty than the cup of cold-blooded caffeine rich cup of coffee served after avoiding a cup of warm tea at that same dinner table, the day before.

So, if the day after ever comes, remember as an index finger points just outside one's peripheral vision, what type of "fool" would fall for "...always number one."....

Forgive the typos, the author might revise this draft in a book written for his sole pleasure, seeing that not a single person is interested in reading about the bazaar-intersection of recreational mathematics, computing history, the misuse of knowledge for unchecked financial gain resulting in a portion of this world's turmoil, and the author's perspective of the post civil right struggle in a country where such was supposedly resolved in 1865.

Do not hurt one's self in a quest for something that never satisfies.

Yet, Do-Whatcha-Like,

Shock G Doppleganger

P.S. The author is more dandy, foppish, and dapper in a plaid, three-button, POLO 34 rims, a broadcloth shirt with a spread-collar, and a 4-inch one-dot chocolate kravate with white polka-dots, and Bluchers. He was born with the large almond-coloured honker!

Computing:The "Maggot-Tse Tse Fly" Metamorphosis

Another delusion of computing knowledge that this author will be recorded as "stealing" from some unknown or unrecorded source of Western Origin is as follows.  This view is the accumulation of experiences originating in the early 1970s.

Researchers at a few universities on the western coast of the America were looking for a method, whereby they might communicated between a pair of "modern" computers. These devices were not the current open architecture, which produced the alarming transition from paper, files, cabinets, and nanofiche in the early 1980s, when it was made available.

These machines, which were most likely built before 1968, definitely had differing "collating sequences" and the associated features that would make the "translation" between each's "most natural mode of speech" a technical equivalent of an Iron Man Triathlon.

The short documentary of the "state-wide" public television network stated the research group was planning on using the "radio-frequency" technologies used during the war in Vietnam that was still raging at that time so the device could connect.

Eventually, these researchers chose the "wired" telephone network, as the most intuitive choice for a communication medium. During the early 1970s, American Telephone and Telegraph had total control of this network in the public business and consumer markets. They were responsible for ensuring the "critical" features of its performance. It had gradually grown from the early days of switch-board operators, shared lines in small neighborhoods, and the "technologies" of the late 1800s and early 1900s, including direct current power transmission. Alternating current was a revolution in effective and efficient energy transmission that many simply believe has always been part of the modern energy grid. AT&T and excellence were almost synonymous in terms of reliable products, quality research, and resilient communication services.

So, from the limited view of an early researcher in "electronic computer communication over a physical medium forming a network", this plain old telephone switched network seemed as solid, secure, and steady as the current facility at NORAD nestled in the side of the Rocky Mountains.

Yet, political forces, business interest, and consumer pressure, resulted in a reorganization of Bell Telephone and Telegraph. It promised better rates for consumers, large profits for entrepreneurs who could establish companies such as MCI, SPRINT, QWest, Centurylink, Excel, plus numerous regional and local companies providing communication services, such as cable companies with their "private" networks.

The lure of greater profits!

Some of the central offices in this city have flown at least four corporate badges since the days of my youth! And, many subsidiaries have placed their "proprietary equipment" between the "demarcation point" set by the primary organization control the local or regional network.

In all honesty, AT&T did not have a "perfect" network. But, it was reasonably consistent and the nature of it was "well-known" for those who were responsible for keeping it in a "service-able condition". And, for those who worked during the "computing boom" in those "data processing" days, when clerks became "virtual millionaires" and the keystone of corporate solvency, documentation was an "after-thought". The "fanciful wish" of "an academic" who did not know the "real world" of "data processing" documentation was. What was the mantra of that era, "well-written  program listings" are "self-documenting". We will not talk about the occasional "runnable" present in some corporate processing environments that do have any associated program listings or documentation.

Being bright, accomplished, and capable of reasoning, you can draw the conclusions.

The current telephony network, a patch-work of undocumented junction-boxes in older portions of the city, equipment placed beyond the historical demarcation-point by communication service providers and hobbyist, the various non-wired technologies that allow for making connections between internet protocol address and telephony network addresses, the improper migration from old addressing standards and new, and the hapless, headlong, and tragically humorous flight of human nature that says, "if the client accepts the deliverable, it functions reasonably, and payment arrives, the future liabilities beyond my the end of the warranty which we granted is none of my concern or problem"

This a heuristic in telephony and computing history. How does one set-up a secondary "loop" near a modern central office? How does one know when the local "loco" lo-pro communications services providers has sent a test signal? How many "monkey-shines" will one generate from the "shenanigans" caused by dialing based upon older standards for long-distance and local phone numbers, plus city services, including the operator? Is that "0", "[AREA CODE]+0", "1+0", "1+[AREA CODE]+0"? And, have some fun calling older "retired" or "recycled" numbers, especially in cities that have numerous area codes since the millennium, and had only one during those "Golden Days" of AT&T. Can one call a pair or "411-4111"s in differing area code in the same city by calling 411-4111 via one medium WWW, wireless, or alternate vendor junction box with a central loop built outside a central office?

The funniest aspect of this insight stems from the hilarities arising from being "the braindead, mindless, stupid idiot of an imbecile with a single thread of intellect functioning that this author has been deemed by professionals who are beyond question and reproach."

While providing basic technical training services at a local utility company during the Spring of 2011, this author was given on of Murach's text of computing. The language used within the work is incredibly simplistic, composed of extremely limited English vocabulary seasoned with a few technical terms, such as upload and download. Might the author get a "transfer", a "file transfer", might we 'transfer a file, archive, installer, image, or thingy from one's desktop, work-space, directory, folder and place it in the cloud, on the web, deep in this well-charted zone of hyperspace  known as our corporate intranet". Yet, the funniest phenomena occurred. Many old and familiar faces from computing environments in this Metroplex, where the author was as welcome as the Bubonic Plague were smiling grinning and quite welcoming. It should have been apparent, based upon my kind reception when entering the office space: the quiet, friendliness, and pleasant reception. The reassuring and confident "we know you can do this...this should be quite easy for you!" was the first sign of trouble. Among the crowd, maybe one person could be deemed trustworthy. And, before the end of this short tour of duty, the corporate culture nearly drove her out of the office.

But, the most ridiculous and silly sounds were heard as the lessons were being conducted. The corporate contact said that the PPTX slides and other training material should be read "verbatim" without deviating. My assessment of the technical difficulty of Murach's text versus the developer resources at Oracle, Microsoft, Apple, and such, that any marginally accomplished computing student can use, not considering a "professional" with years of experiences on differing platforms with various languages can master in short order, resulted in me suggesting that they simply make the training laboratory and learning materials available each Friday, for the staff. They sould not have any problem learning as a team, if they can successful work as a team. And, most could easily master such concepts on their own.

But, the silly twittering of the blue bird of "intellectual egoism" was heard in the hallway while speaking. It was annoying when first detected; it is source of more mirth and merriment in recent days! As a singer leads a choir, a quartet of "geniuses" would speak the next term. Being that most Americans are so poorly versed in the empirical nature of science and proof, including those with degrees in computing, it satisfied their "infantile understanding" of whether I was under the control of their speech. As I began deviating from the text, scanning the written words in a non-linear sequence, and using non-obvious synonyms for the contents, they became somewhat more pronounced and louder.

Look, if this makes the local software engineering community or portion of the city who cannot accept that "crazy me" might be capable of any portion of a "minor" contribution in computing rest well and enjoy a great chest swell, they can consider this issue settled. For the record, I am incapable of work in computing, mathematics, the sciences, or any discipline beyond what these great minds who sculpted the were fibers of this modern marvel of communication from the silicates found beneath the subduction plates in the sea. I am a moron mired in the mindlessness with miniature moments minute mumbling. The overwhelming power of their ominous intellect has provided me with each and every thought and insight that has trickled through the vast emptiness of that cavernous void, that I dare call my own reasoning.

Yet, seen that I am a mere dense beast that can be controlled with command stemming from men. How did the stray loop get set near that old Central Office with the Ma Bell logo on it. How was it done? What equipment was used? It was quite interesting seeing the slew of telephony technicians at nearly every patch panel in the neighborhood. The puzzled looks? The frustrated looks? Hey fellows, enjoy the contractor wages; milk the assignment for all it is worth! Overtime is grand at $30/hour for average Joes. Do not rush. Hunt! Peck! Think!

Look, "moron-me" could not help myself. It was proven that I am completely controlled by the local crew of "unquestionable,lettered" professionals. This settles the issues and dare I say ejaculations and exclamations about work which someone such as me could never accomplish in any form, shape, or fashion. A"professional" told me before that fictitious Spring semester at Vanderbilt in 1989 that I would never finish college and was cognitively impaired. And, the manifestation of this condition would only worsen. Look, why would someone such as me argue? I am not bright enough, and if I did, the doctor likely made me argue with him, considering his superior mind and reasoning ability. Why he took advantage of this feeble minded moron? It is beyond my understanding? Many mysteries I simply do not question. They are so high that my pin-head spins when I dare gaze up at them.

And, when I say fictitious Spring. I am quite sincere: object-orientation, programming by contract, JAVA, wha! I called Vanderbilt and spoke with their campus police office, leaving this message...Your campus can erase any academic record which it has of me. Three A and a couple of A minuses is quite an insignificant accomplishment at any American university, based upon the academic standards maintained, plus some great mind from the gaggle of honor students who followed me from my old high-school were likely placing subliminal suggestion in my mind during my sleeping hours so I would repeat them like some parrot during daytime classes.

I have never been capable of thought or reason.

So with the numerous, blunders of this past couple of decades, it could not be me, some great mind must be controlling me...The central office loop, not quite at the central office..it was not me...it was the crew up stairs running water all night and waking me up...the was who replied, "Yes, I hear a 'schwing-chime' !" And, of course those computing gurus knew how it should be handled. They told me that I should promptly remove it after they hanging up on technical support! And, I could not form enough momentum of self-motivated thought that I could reason or do otherwise! Look, if I cannot successfully work in software engineering or computing with a pair of graduate degree, as the unquestionable, lettered professionals in this community have deemed, I definitely am not capable of causing a attoseconds worth of disruption in the old POTS. I have never taken any course in networking and communications. And, reading comprehension, plus the learning that arises is simply an impossibility for me, unless someone, such as the genius at Baylor Medical Center whom I met in the Fall of 1988, permits and commands by exerting his grandiose intellectual power at an immeasurable distance. So, call him and complain. I did not do it. I am not capable!

As for, the other notes in this collection of ideas from the decade before the millennium
, they simply could not have originated with me. If smoothing random time series was found! It was someone other than myself! It support of the solution of a wide class of Diophantine equations and other problems in the class of optimization was found! It was not me.

Here is a classic ploy used by shiftless, untrustworthy Negroes hoping that they can dupe, honest, good, upstanding White citizens in America..."You know...this White man stopped me the other day and said, "Boy, you know what! I was just thinking about an idea...[Then the shiftless among us sell you some idea, and say]...Man, I do not know why White folks tell all their business, if I could get a business loan in this town and had some connections, I would make a fortune with some of the things White folks be telling me!"

...Mammon is more enticing than a Milkbone!

...do not be led off a cliff....last warning!

Dogs will stop and turn around, if the cannot see clearly...

An Anonymous Note on Computability

CABOOSE Readers...This is an immediate result from the assertion that subtraction and division are historical artifacts which arose in mathematical reasoning, but cloud the basic concepts of computation. They might be best called meta-operations. In terms of revamping computing theory so it is based upon ( +, *, -Z, 0, +Z ), one will see that ( +, * ) both associates and commutes in terms of ( -Z, 0, +Z ). And, it follows that they can distribute when used in conjunction. And, the simplistic tuple ( numerator, denominator ) used as a data structure of type ( [ +Z | -Z | 0 ] , [ +Z | -Z ] ) can represent (-Q, 0, +Q) when needed!So, with a slight gesticulation one might claim that additive and multiplicative inverses and identities exist for every element of the sets on which these operators work. So, talking hands say this whole contraption of cognition is somewhat group-ish and possibly Abelian. Needs be that this amateur mathematician brush up on his modern abstract algebra, but one nice feature of certain groups is that any combination of the available operators and members of the available numeric sets produce members within that set. And, one of the fundamental concepts from current computing theory is that every algorithm is ultimately integral number whose inputs and outputs are interpretable as integers and that is processed by a general-purpose algorithmic solver, also representable by an integer. So, in the infinite integral range of values, a number whose algorithmic interpretation maps between a desired input and a target output must exist! Finding it might be a challenge. This might be enhanced by a well-designed optimization problem where this algorithmic number is a global extremum. Yet, with a non-nonchalant wave of the hand, one can boldly claim that all "should be computable". Yet, the Bressler-Bischoff Theory of Human Socio-psychology says that some aspects of reasoning will never resolve themselves in a finite amount of time, such as, the purported equitable partitioning of an American quarter producing a dime and a nickel! This simply does not compute!


Please Keep IT Simple! The Future of Computing Undergirding An International Community Depends Upon IT!

Episode #JLK - A Situational Comedy of Tradgeies - The Compu-Buster - That Is What Is! Huh?

CABOOSE Team! As we don our pret-a-porter with various grand insignias and wave corporate ensigns, which grant access and entry among the elite and well-respected institutions in the Western World!  Boonie thought that he would share a short vignette for those, all know, who love, dare that word connoting humanity's greatest weakness be invoked, snagging a line, verse, or rhyme and performing a financial turn-over that be right on time!

Inquisitive geekish child be he
Taught of El-Shaddai's Perfect World @his.birth.mothers.knee

Pondered upon an art of cogitation
Whose traditional use was structure fabrication

The motion of implements, stones, and boxes
Tallied with marks and crosses

Coss, Arithmetic, Mathematic, and Such
Computation be in need of a Theory, and that in a rush

An basic alegebra-neophyte be he
But, let us start with 1,  10,  and  3

Then, the most common operations, let us compound these
And, a tentative tuple of axiomatic prowess produceth he

( +, -, *, /, +Z ) will sufficient this be
On further thought, needeth us old -Z

And, then in half a clock-wise turn of the long-hand upon a brown Timex watch
A thought, A thought, A thought

And, that from one classified as "brain-dead" me
Does computation require as such -, / as a necessity

Please, laugheth at me not, My feelings are fragile, upon sensing a light touch of derision and mocking dispersions casteth at me

Could it be that a woolley-headed fellow hath said it, circa 19 aught 84, that it might better be,

If those natural work-actions, ( - , / ) ,whose descriptions through the ages, which where built in natural stages, be discarded and classified as meta, me see!

And, seeing as such, it giveth not much that one cannot compute in this or any section a physical Universe which rolls, spins, wobbles, and processes perpetually,

Computations upon stones, bones, pebbles, and Conch shells expanding and abstracting becoming script in gobar, a wise saying disappearing eternally

with a frothy, foaming ocean-swell...

Aggregated, Combined, Partitioned, Grouped, Reduced, Canceled, and a Remnant remains, just as it be!

Blar Nie!

Epilogue: Doth mad ramblings have such? Could Ol' Boonie be ever-so slightly touched? Or, an Ace that maketh the lettered and accomplish blush?

Progress in a land of dreams....A large swath of humanity subtly labeled as a genetic disease! Stop, Think, and Listen, at a short history!

Could a mother tell a tale, or does of sin's quicksand does this spell? A pair of women, one who is Asian and the other whose primary heritage is of that hated American Brown tone! Both pregnant before 1978! But, yet only one pregnancy reaches a completion, do immigrants under this "beautiful nation"!

And, that before a near "accidentally on-purpose" abortion by the Might Quinn, the second of what three siblings should be, arrived in the later part of 1980 on a date, that is the same, you see!

A woman ridiculed and constantly parodied! Why? She thought that it was only reasonable, that it be, both research technicians share the task of pushing the work cart and lifting what was heavy. One who dared contact human resource, in a rush. Yet, she was ignored, and the loss... of what would have be her second child, was considered a negligible cost! Another lost child's life full of potential ignored; In a "red, conservative" state where abortion is abhorred!

Yet, the university was quite happy and kind when the increased income for the lower research roles had arrived. For, an affirmative action opportunity at Malinkrodt had taught that we all need career advancement, for this an African American woman solely fought! They very same who dealt with "unwillingly" losing a child and the myriad of private insult! From doctorates of physiology and other, we all see, who set about undermining a future of harmony!

So, frightened of spending her last fews years in prison and the object of community derision at an age approaching sevety-three. Oh, how forgetful are we! We forgive insult after insult, robbery after robbery, yet, was rolls around rolls around and landeth upon any overbuilt university! One most carefully, remind everybody, stop, think, and, listen, when ws the second born of what might have been three!

We are all "brain-dead", we hear, and believe what is most appealing for one's own ear...this  is a certainty!

Some can provide the impetus for fortune upon fortune, and, when returning a stern word be bankrupted of their "graciously-given" crumb of a fractional portion! For America it is never enough! When blame must be assigned; it lands on those whose flesh tones are shades near rust....

A nation "advanced" external appearance be; but wild,untamed torrents of a savagery, eddy, eddy, eddy, in a swirling avarice-tainted sea.

The authorities never show unless profitable for the City Hall; And, now that they have greater understanding of how they mighteth raid the American Powerball, they invoketh a cell hypnosis the simply shall never break, for what they thinketh might be a big dollar stake!

Many a man hath passed away, when placed in an American holding cell; Some officers do such for play; And, might gamble on the hour, or minute, day, that a hapless fellow might fall! Yes, this a gladiator's sport. So, on whom might one call! When a non-English speaker might be arrested for naught, but eyeball-aught in a public shopping Mall!

So for, the lack of "quality-healthcare" over three decade from the very institution whose public reputation that this "monkey" hath helped save by participating in a Minority student program and such, generated positive media relations in a rush. And, in the long run could it be, from student records, we all see, the rural citizenry our been given more "allied health and medical" degree!

A "monkey", a famed Moncheechee, who was nearly ignited with Ether, when told that it he must decant by a famed mishap-miscreant, all o this fine city and federal government entities would trust in a medical facility, where adult technicians in a romantic fray, laced the weekly seminar's lemonade, and within a few minutes, an innocent co-worker fell an hit the floor! Dead, Dead, Dead, and shall arise on the earth nevermore! A marginal education in the fine art of cancer biology, made a jilted-heart draft a draught of a cancer-inducing poison that was thousands of times greater than it should be!

So, could it be that a diabolic scientist from necessity was like Lebeckwith said" birth with a easy-go-lucky Moncheechee!

Computeth all shall ever be! It is a reasoning-abstraction coupled with human-motion, this simplistic notion, a solid foundation for the theoretical  axioms shall be [+,*,+Z,0,-Z]!

Huh, I DONE BEEN @#$! Or, somethin' like that? One must accentuate the positive eliminate the negative, and latch on the affirmative, and do not undermine the "we-scene"!

The is all this earth gots!

Simply Silly, Thumbs Up!

The release of another pin.

The Portrait of a Schizo As a Human of Importance! An Epiphantic Fantasy!

CABOOSE Team. The last version of this web-post ran on for about seven typed pages. Some themes cannot be expressed in the five paragraph format that we learnt in high-school. The author has copied these notes for inclusion in a synopsis of a thirty-year journey that will appear in a text on which he is working.

This walk started on September 4, 1988 with Greg Mantooth his position coach at Vanderbilt University driving him beyond the point of exhaustion during the last series of sprints at the end of practice the day before classes began. “$%^@% don't you ever quit on this field!” was what the author heard when he tried walking the last twenty yards of the last three hundred yard sprint. We had six that evening. Just over a mile. He had given all that he had, but that was not good enough. What haunts him until this day is a simple fact recorded in the national news during 1987.

A lineman whom he never met was run until he suffered heart failure by this same coaching staff. His name was Sonny Bishop. Was “$%^@% don't your ever quit on this field!” that last thing that he ever heard. The medical staff at VUMC had gotten the coaches involved off the hook for any serious charges such as manslaughter or murder in some certain degree, by declaring that the young man had a congenital heart disorder.

Yet, the author had arrived a year later and been run until he became disoriented. Instead of permitting him some rest, the coaches tried having him drug tested. For the fault and the problem must lie in the author's lap. Eventually, he was placed in VUMC. But, the head coach at the time, Watson Brown, accidentally transposed the years on his age. Seventeen became seventy-one. He was placed in a geriatric ward.

The only nurse on duty was quite frightened having a disoriented 245-lbs athlete who stood well-over six feet tall on her floor that evening. Following Greg Mantooth's advice, not a physician's, she medicated him with a tranquilizer so he could sleep through the night. She awoke him so she might do so, although his full facilities had returned earlier that night and he was peaceful.

In some ways, bad has only become worse for the author. This tranquilizer has been forced upon him for many years and varying associated diagnoses. None which ever stick, seeing that nothing is truly wrong with him. Although not easily overwhelmed, he can ramble at times. He has many memories which weigh on his mind.

If Mel Brook's is interested in making a High Anxiety-Life Stinks sequel. the author definitely has a script for him. 

In other ways, the author is poised for a great success. His K-12 education was top-notch and coupled with a semester in a computing elective at Vanderbilt, he held a solo weekend brainstorming session, in the Spring of 1989, that has produced more than one Turing-caliber idea.

Through familial contacts at Sun, many of these ideas became part of JAVA and he can solidly claim that he drew the first Duke doodle, which was a tear-drop, and not nearly as polished and professional as the current one used at Oracle or found on the web.

This work was all done before earning a couple of post-baccalaureate degrees at state schools. One was in computer science and the other was in software engineering.

Life has taught that we all have a part which we must play.

The Rotation from Shear Stupidity and the Appearance of the Vestures of Common-Sense

CABOOSE Team,

For the simple-minded naysayers who lack the the prerequisite “horse-sense” that one needs for accepting the admonishment of an academic with a well-documented educational profile that exceeds their modest series of passing grades, littered with a paucity of Cs, and that singular stellar B in gym.

Here is the theoretical underpinnings of some mathematical intuition which shall disrupt various “security-protocols’ on the tenuous thread of a web of commerce, sin trade, and a few meaningful sources of information that might free humanity from its own stupidity and ingrained, innate ignorance.

The following forecast of a dual-digit time-series in any arbitrary base is most easily done using an old “push-button” option on spreadsheet found on Apple Corporation machines from the Homebrew Days and the Altairrian do-it-yourself personal computers!

A. Create a running summation of a moving average of bi-digit numbers.

B. Subtract a running summation of the moving “synthetic average” of the series. This synthetic average is the minimum and maximum of the series divided in half.

C. Forecast the residual curve with the functional equivalent of the aforementioned “widgetary” method found on the archaic WYSWYG interface on these old computers!

Now mind you, a run of this algorithm and graph of the result shall show the reasonably smooth curve which results, drastically and unpredictably, alters its course occasionally. This the hand of a force sent by the Lord! Proverbs states that every turn of the lot is known only by the Lord Most High and do not ever forget that He controls the most minute flows of the smallest boson in most distant reaches of this Universe! This does not mean that a single human of modest intelligence who has been forcibly medicated with substances which down-regulates dopamine uptake cannot discern a few. So, if this disrupts the world’s governments economies, markets, and military protocol, so be it! A mass of idiotic and ignorant fools chasing the fleeting fame and fortune of gaming and financial market have harassed me so that I, simply put up. So, the mass of the backwood hicks in this thriving Midwest town shall know that this little colored boy ain’t never changed, shall forever stay the same, and can with a thunderous clap can shut up!

This is theoretical result of an unique perspective on the Central Limit Theorem with a hint of a revelation from the Large of Large Numbers!

So, if you desire the money that this knowledge brings and will fight like ravenous ravens over rotting carrion of diss, know that this I machine “ist” frenetically fractured with fissures forever!

In closing, I shalt add my sentiment reflective of my reception in a community who makes life “gud” reside in the traditional “task well-performed” gesture. Yet, permitting a simple circular permutation on one’s digits shall produce the ciphered message and it’s various layers of complexity, provided one can figure as high as the “brightest” hare in Watership Downe! And, if wise enough one might discern the source of humanities problems and incessant stupidity. It is relentless, unrepentant force!

- ? Why start wars for sport folks! Simply so, you can claim that one person is undeserving of a reasonable employment so he might support himself, in the midst of a community that cannot accept the quality, reach, and effect of a single person's visions!

This "widgetary"-buttons source in older Apple software should establish a time-stamp that send $300M north! Did someone teach me or you a lesson at Fredricksburg?

Proper Thought-Orientation from the Simple-Minded!

The “proper-orientation” for communicating with a computer is as follows:

[top-right]

This is the reader’s natural “left-side”:

This is the “right-side” of the page:

[

English documents are read starting at the “top-right”, scanned in a rational and, yet, random manner, and terminated when one reaches the “bottom-left” of the page.

Such a “reading-style”, when particularly pensive, shall produce the most efficient and effective comprehension of the entire content found therein.

]

This is the reader’s natural “right-side”:

This is the “left-side” of the page:

[bottom-left]

Whenever one absorbs information from another source, whether it be human or artificial, he should logically oriented himself this way. With such a stance he can freely absorb the desired amount of communication which he deems salient and then might exit stage left or right. One can abort the discourse when he sees fit. When oriented left-left … right-right, one is only following along! This evinces a limited thought capacity and intellectual effort!

So let us all count it out...A, B, & C...Everyone raise up on the conductor’s down-stroke and start dancing on the the conductor’s down-stroke!

Shalt we call this a “flattening-expression” inhibitor! Think-Thank-Thunk!

Free your mind and felicitous thoughts shall forever follow!

If you have ever seen some of the speeches given by Hitler during the rise of the National Socialists and the growth of Communism with rallies hosted by Mao, the “physical-gestures” of the crowd would be one of “tell-tale” signs of schizophrenia, of a number differing types. The most common is “paranoid-type”. For, if one diagnosed as such questions his specialist, then this deviant can gain social support from societal forces who know not that a physician might be deceptive! This is naught more than mass naiveté!

Orient oneself!